Monday Night Raw 10/8/2012

Monday Night Raw was live for 3 solid hours. Michael Cole and Jim Ross are at ringside, while Jerry The King Lawler is still recouperating from his massive heart attack in his hometown of Memphis, Tennessee. Mr McMahon will give the state of the WWE address tonight to the WWE Universe.

Raw was live in Sacremento, California. John Cena will kick off Raw. He will face CM Punk in Hell In a Cell. Punk is with Paul Heyman.

Ryback will face against Epico and Primo managed by Rosa Mendez. Ryback lifted both men on his shoulders and drop them to mat to pick up the win.

The Funkasaurus Brodus Clay with the funkadactyles Cameron And Naomi funky dance down to the ring. Clay will face R Truth in a match, but Truth said Little Jimmy wants to dance with the funkadactyles. The lovely Cameron and Naomi danced out of the ring. Mr. McMahon gave his State of the WWE Address. CM Punk came out with Paul Heyman to interrupt his State of the WWE Address. Punk has been WWE Champ for 323 days. Punk slapped Mr. McMahon in the face. So Mr. McMahon challenged Punk to a fight to the finish.

JBL John Bradshaw Layfield was also at ringside.

The Primetime Players (Darron Young & Titus O'Neil) faced off against the team of Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara in a #1 contenders match for the tag team titles. Mysterio and Sin Cara made it to the finals.

The World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus faced off against Wade Barrett in a match. Big Show came to ringside to watch the action. Tensai came to disrupt the match and Big show threw Sheamus out onto the floor.

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