R Truth defeats Dolph Zigler

On Monday Night Raw, R Truth defeated Dolph Zigler, while Kofi Kingston defeated The Miz. The match between the apex predator Randy Orton and The World Largest Athlete, The Big Show ended in a no contest when the world heavyweight champion Daniel Bryant hit them both with the World Championship Belt. 

In Diva’s Action, Tamina Snuka, the daughter of WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy Superfly Snuka, defeated Brie Bella and she will have a Diva’s Title match at The Elimination Chamber Pay-Per-View against the Diva’s Champion, The Glamazon Beth Phoenix.

Before an interview by Josh Mathews to John Cena about his upcoming match at WrestleMania XVIII, there was screaming in the back where Eve was tossed into an ambulance by The Big Red Monster Kane. Cena and Kane fought it out trying to get Eve out of the ambulance, before Kane took off in the vehicle. As a reward, Eve gave Cena a Valentine’s Day kiss in front of Zack Ryder, who also was there at Raw.

Ryder was going to present flowers to Eve for Valentine’s Day, but he just left angry and brokenhearted. There will be an ambulance match between Kane and John Cena at the Elimination Chamber Pay-Per-View this Sunday from The Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

The trouble with kids today is they are too lazy to deliver newspapers. I have been doing it for 36 years now, going on 37.  Kids should get out of the house and do things for people, like shovel snow in the winter, mow lawns in the spring, summer, and fall, and help senior citizens out if they need something important.