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Dr. Elmo makes title predictions

December 2, 2011
Dr. Elmo

What a way to bring down the curtain on another football season.

Though some might say that only having three misses is not a bad week, but considering the doctor only had six selections to make for the whole week, it is indeed a final kettle of fish when the great one only shoot 50 percent.

But I can take it because I'm Dr. Elmo and there's no one greater than I. Hey, am I beginning to sound like a true politician or what?

There is one bright spot about the whole week, and this being, the Bridgeport Indians were upset to the tune of 21-14, and "The Great One" called it to be by seven, and that's what it was, right down to the point.

So now its on to the final week of the 2011 season, and since there is only three games, I'll give you the winners and the final score, and this is where no man has ever gone before.

In fact, Dr Elmo is a "real gone man."

Class AAA

No. 1 Martinsburg (13-0) vs. No. 3 George Washington (13-0): What more could you ask for than to have two unbeaten teams going at it for the title. The final score of this one will be 38-21. And after all the playing for the title of top-dog, the winner will be a dog, the Martinsburg Bulldog.

Class AA

No. 1 Point Pleasant (13-0) vs. Wayne (11-2): Here's another unbeaten team that hopes to bring the championship trophy back to Point Pleasant. But there seems to be a pest by the name of Wayne standing in the way and who did away with another unbeaten team last week.

So here's the upset of upsets as Wayne will take it in a high scoring contest which will end up by a score of 32-27.

Class A

No. 1 Wheeling Central (12-2) vs. No. 2 Williamstown (13-0): Now this is how the finals should be, number one against number two, and since the games on Central's turf, I gotta say that Wheeling Central will win yet another championship by a score of 24 -14.

So my loyal patients there you have them, so if you believe in the good doctor, you best take your Christmas club money and don't waste it.

Rush to your nearest bookie and win yourself a pot of money. Why you might even win enough to fill up the old pickup with gasoline if its not completely empty.

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THE LAST OF ASK

DR. ELMO

Q: Do you think that God loves stupid people? A: He must have since he made so many of them.

Q: Do married men live longer than single men? A: No, it just seems longer.

Q: Is it true that thirty days has September, April, June and November? A: That's right, but you didn't finish it. Thirty day has September, April, June and November, all the rest have thirty-one except Christmas, and that's 90 days, same as cash.

So guys, parting is such sweet sorrow, but I'll close by saying, if your ever down in Florida this winter, stop in at Dr. Elmo's clinic. Nurse Goodie Two Shoes and I are always around if we're not on the golf course. Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

 
 

 

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